Glonk: The Girl Who Said It
I never go anywhere without my filofax, and therefore have
managed to hear some pretty good lines. If you wish to use any in
an essay, legal document, or speech, just contact me at the usual
"Although impressive, this was quite unnecessary"
"Letting her disturb him uselessly whenever the mood took
"It's something to say when all else fails"
"Stop playing with your hair Katriina"
"Somebody trod on them"
Mrs Jacoby, formerly known as Miss Wood
"What you want is irrelevant, I'll chose"
My dad on choosing universities
"Hey I know how it is, I've seen it in the movies"
"But we're not in England"
"Don't loose those disks - stick them somewhere with a
"This week's gonna be good, apart from the times that are
"There is no rewind button in life"
Brian (left to California, but not missed)
"I'm calling on behalf of myself"
"Jungle is to music what etch-a-sketch is to art"
"Do they have any tea-rooms in Finland?"
"My dear Alice, I am extremely sorry about your exams... Why
don't you try an American university?"
"Um, sorry, can we have a quick break?"
"Before virtual reality we had drugs"
"I've got that tired shit coming out of my eyes"
"I've never set fire to anything in my life"
"We're Americans and we won't die"
Old veteran re: Hurricane Bonnie
"Smoking is not that bad"
Maija's tutor from Helsinki University
OUT THERE PEOPLE ARE SPEAKING. IF YOU HEARD SOMETHING GOOD TODAY,
SEND IT TO ME AND IT SHALL NOT BE LOST IN THE SPACE OF TIME.
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